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Friday, January 20, 2006, 8:33 PM
quizos| You Are 21 Years Old | 
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. |
my my.. i AM old.. like 4+years older than i am..o deaaar oh well..21 is a nice age eheh - Joanna will always turn right when leaving a cave.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Joanna state'.
- Joanna is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Joanna, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Joanna!
- If you drop Joanna from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Joanna.
- The risk of being struck by Joanna is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Joanna and water!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Joanna with his left foot!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jian!
- Jian is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Jian has 7.
- Never store Jian at room temperature!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Jian in your mouth.
- All shrimp are born as Jian, but gradually mature into females.
- Jian can not regurgitate.
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Jian in 1504, after eighteen months work!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jian!
- Jian has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Colt its 'Man of the Year'!
- Colt never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- Colt is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
- Colt can be seen from space.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Colt to vote.
- Snow White's coffin was made of Colt.
- If you blow out all the candles on Colt with one breath, your wish will come true.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Colt!
- Colt can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Colt in your ear 700 times!
- All shrimp are born as Shen, but gradually mature into females!
- Shen is the world's tallest woman.
- Until the 1960s, Shen was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- The air around Shen is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
- The difference between Shen and a village is that Shen does not have a church.
- Shen kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- Shen cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
- Worldwide, Shen is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- The risk of being struck by Shen is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Shen.
omgosh this is hilarious..*courtesy of keshia*
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A Senior in university who is pursuing a Bachelor of Arts in Dance.
Doesn't have one place she calls home but several - making her a nomad & a "third culture kid".
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Friday, January 20, 2006, 8:33 PM
quizos| You Are 21 Years Old |
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. |
my my.. i AM old.. like 4+years older than i am..o deaaar oh well..21 is a nice age eheh - Joanna will always turn right when leaving a cave.
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Joanna state'.
- Joanna is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Abraham Lincoln, who invented Joanna, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Joanna!
- If you drop Joanna from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Joanna.
- The risk of being struck by Joanna is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Joanna and water!
- Neil Armstrong first stepped on Joanna with his left foot!
- If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jian!
- Jian is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Jian has 7.
- Never store Jian at room temperature!
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Jian in your mouth.
- All shrimp are born as Jian, but gradually mature into females.
- Jian can not regurgitate.
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of Jian in 1504, after eighteen months work!
- Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jian!
- Jian has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
- In 1982 Time Magazine named Colt its 'Man of the Year'!
- Colt never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
- Colt is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out!
- Colt can be seen from space.
- New Zealand was the first place to allow Colt to vote.
- Snow White's coffin was made of Colt.
- If you blow out all the candles on Colt with one breath, your wish will come true.
- It's bad luck for a flag to touch Colt!
- Colt can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
- Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of Colt in your ear 700 times!
- All shrimp are born as Shen, but gradually mature into females!
- Shen is the world's tallest woman.
- Until the 1960s, Shen was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
- The air around Shen is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
- The difference between Shen and a village is that Shen does not have a church.
- Shen kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
- Shen cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach!
- Worldwide, Shen is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
- The risk of being struck by Shen is one occurence every 9,300 years!
- Apples are covered with a thin layer of Shen.
omgosh this is hilarious..*courtesy of keshia*
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